> Holy Writ! Much like how the Bible contains storied accounts of sexual content, genitalia, mutilation of genitilia, gang-raping, murder, acts of terrorism, and ejaculation, you can expect THE QUEER IS DEAD to have similar content. Especially in the ejaculation department. You have been warned.

> To navigate the site, you use the arrow keys. Right and Left changes the page. Up and down scrolls through them.

> Use the "i" key to toggle footnotes on the particular section. What you're reading now are the footnotes for the cover page. Press "i" to dismiss this dialogue, and start reading.

> This site and comic is a work-in-progress.

> More will be added when more is added.

> You can depict events as DAY or NIGHT.

> Today is the offical launch day of a new Holy Scripture. A day that coincides with Easter Sunday. History has repeated itself. Another Jesus has died. We have created a new Day of Reverance to stand alongside Easter. We shall call it Weaster.

> Two weeks ago, on April 5th, I officially became #Ordained by the church. Don't believe me?

>

> Now you believe me. You may call me Reverand [REDACTED].

> I put my newfound religious authority to swift use. I waste no time. For the past two weeks, I have created the first installment of a new World Vision. A true account of Modern Miracles. I have seen it. First, he came inside the Orange Man. Soon, he will come inside all of us...

> Until next time...

> Sorry this took so long. I spent the entire time drawing the cool sword...

> Until next time (which will hopefully be a lot less of a wait)...

> The site is now updated with support for mobile devices.

> Originally, I wasn't going to do it, but...

> I found MYSELF occasionally wanting to look at hot Jesus pics in the wilderness.

> No one should ever suffer like that. In that moment, I felt sympathy for humanity.

> Anyways. The new nav buttons sure do phallic, don't they?

> That was not intentional. I actually just can't draw hands.

> But I guess I always had a thing for ambiguity...

> Until next time...

> In addition to MIRACLEs, there exists a concept known as "MIRA-COOLs"

> Derived from the Spanish language, "MIRA-COOL" is a compound word composed of "mira" as in "look" and "cool" as in "cool".

> In essence, MIRA-COOLs are cool things we can look at with wonder that aren't necessary magical, but are still very cool.

> Until next time...

> His name is SHITS HEAD.

> His favorite Michael Cera movie is, in fact, Superbad.

> He STRONGLY DISLIKES Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Although he did quite enjoy Micheal Cera's sex scene.

> He wonders what Micheal Cera is up to in this moment.

> He would go as far as to MAKE FOOD for Micheal Cera. If it pleases him.

> The shirt STAYS ON during "Juno and Chill", though.

> Until next time...